Tebowed (ASK)

As a matter of fact I do.

Guys in the MLB like to call it “chew,” but really it’s just bubble gum. Normal, plain pink bubble gum. Here, try a little bit. Isn’t it sweet? Sweeter than your average gum, am I right?

Whoa there, slow down, you don’t want to take too much of it. I can see you’re really into the chew, the muscles of your jaw strengthening and tightening with each movement. They’re becoming more defined, hard edged, peppered with a bit of scruff. Feel it, run your hands across your new jaw, your face slowly starting to re-form as you chew.

Next will be your chest. Yup, I can see it now, your pecs judding and hardening. Your shoulders broadening slightly, accommodating for that killer swing of yours. What was that? Your arms hurt? Well just look at them! You’re packing on muscle by the second, mounds and mounds of hot sweaty jacked up muscles, your biceps looking more like footballs than baseballs…

Next comes your chest, your core. Feel those six pack abs start to form. Feel the muscles around your abdomen tighten, forming a V down towards your mid section. Down towards your legs, which are puffing out of those tight shorts you have. They weren’t so tight before weren’t they, but with an ass like that, you’ll need to get into something more comfortable.

Wow, you’re shaping up to being a pretty solid baseball jock! Just a couple more touches. More of an arch to your feet, for running from plate to plate. Some callus on your hands, for catching that speeding ball. Oh and speaking of balls, let’s not forget any baseball players biggest asset.

It’s okay. Yes you can touch it. Yes it is real. Yes, that’s really your cock. The guys on your team like to call it the monster. Of course, they won’t be laughing so much when you’re shoving it down their throats over and over, pounding their tight virgin asses. They won’t be able to resist you, both out on the field and in the showers afterwards.

Now Tim, that’s your name, right? Why don’t you pick up that bat and start swinging. No more sitting in front of computers for you. It’s time to do what you’ve always done best: sweat, fuck, and play some ball.

And spit that gum out. You don’t need it anymore.