Of course I can! Moving is never easy, especially a move like that. The outback couldn’t be more different than the bustling streets and cold countrysides of Europe. Not to mention the fact that your roommate is spending all his time out by the water, showing off his jacked muscles along with all those other hot Aussie studs.
But don’t worry, you can say goodbye to that pasty skin, that slim European frame. Here in Australia, we’re built to survive the harshest conditions. You’ll need nice thick legs to run away from venomous snakes, you’ll need nice big arms to climb over boulders and rocks. You’ll need a rock solid ass because… well, let’s just say it’s not just the boulders that are big. Unless you’re a top, in which case you’ll have to to work to hide that python in your pants.
Your accent will change too, the words flowing out of your mouth languid and relaxed, your “I’s” turning to “oi’s” in your throat. You’ll find yourself saying words like “stoked,” calling your friends “mates.” Oh! Did I forget to mention? You can forget sitting around in your apartment alone; you’ve got a large group of friends who you won’t want to stop hanging out with, surfing, working out, and swimming in the ocean. Among other things…
And your roommate? Well, let’s just say he won’t want to leave your side. After all, who doesn’t want a hulking Aussie stud for a best mate? When you’re not down by the pool, you’re back at the apartment, making hot sweaty love in your hammock overlooking the beach.
Look at you. You look like you were born to be here, tanning in the nice hot sun. You’ll never want to button up that shirt again. But with a chest that huge, I don’t think you could.
How’s that for fitting in?
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