Airhead

Open your eyes.

Don’t struggle, you’re only going to hurt yourself. You’re going to be okay. Just relax… relax…

It feels good, doesn’t it? Breathing like that. Go ahead, touch your face. Feels a little bit weird, doesn’t it? Something hard, plastic over your mouth, elastic bands wrapping around the side of your head.

It’s a new bit of technology we’re trying out. We’re not quite sure what it does yet, but let’s just say it acts as a “stimulator.”

Sound scary? You sure look scared. Relax, there’s no reason to be afraid. You might actually be the luckiest guy in the world right now; you’ve got a front row seat to experience one of the most groundbreaking advancements in fitness since the first guy started lifting weights.

You should already start to feel yourself becoming different. We picked you because of your rather average size. No need to get offended; by the time we’re through, “average” is going to be the last thing people think when they see you.

Now, I must warn you, the mask has had side effects in the past: decreased intelligence, slower reaction times. It also can stimulate you in *ahem other ways… if you catch my drift.

But enough talk. Let’s try it out, shall we?

I understand you’ve never set foot in a gym before. All this equipment must look very unfamiliar to you. Not to worry, the more your body changes, the easier lifting is going to get.

What do I mean by changes? Well that would spoil the surprise. Here, try this. Just lift this bar up, and you should start to feel it target your arms. Biceps specifically.

Hard, isn’t it? Just take a deep breath, and keep lifting. See? It’s much easier now! Keep on breathing… deeply… savor that fresh air, filtered through that tiny bit of plastic on your face.

Breathe…

Breathe…

Fucking hell, that was fast. You’re a natural at this. Just look at yourself! You’ve packed on over 20 pounds of muscle in just seconds!

Now, just imagine what other parts you could change: your pecs, your back, your legs…

Yes, good, keep on pumping that iron. Each breath you take is another pound you add, another mound of muscle onto your every growing physique.

You’re starting to look like a beast now: pecs practically exploding out of your tank top, arms so big you can say goodbye to sleeves. And good luck trying to fit that ass into any pair of pants; after just ten squats, you’ve got a pair of buns some chicks would die for.

Ah, but I can see that’s not the muscle you’re really interested in. I see you there, pawing at your dick through those gym shorts, which are getting tighter and higher every minute.

See, I told you the mask had some side effects. I bet you were never horny like this in your old life. The mask doesn’t just arouse you; it sets your loins on fire, stirring a passion inside you that you can’t even attempt to repress.

Well go on then, whip it out! Don’t stop on account of me. You’re pretty easy on the eyes now that you’re 70 pounds heavier, and once you work out that dick a little bit, it’s going to be the most impressive muscle on your already impressive body.

Yeah… that’s good…. keep on jacking. Feel up those rock solid pecs, those brand new abs. Flex those titanic biceps while you stroke that cock, feeling yourself grow closer and closer to the orgasm of a lifetime. Just don’t forget to keep breathing… nice deep breaths…

“GGGRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!”

Feel better? I thought so. You don’t need that mask anymore. Not unless you wanna become and immobile muscle monster.

Oh, that sounds hot to you, does it? Slow down there, tiger. See this is what I meant by decreased intelligence! All you wanna do now is workout ‘till your muscles pop and fuck ‘till your bed breaks.

Back to the drawing board then. Damn, I thought we were really close with this one. Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to stick you in with the rest of our former test subjects. It’s not like we can release you back out into society like this.

Don’t worry, though. I’m sure you’ll get along fine with the rest of them. They’re all just like you: dumb, muscled up jocks with small brains and big dicks.