Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Chris or Kris? (ASK)

 

Who doesn’t want to be Chris Evans?


Stellar career, great body, super nice guy, dog lover, and, by all accounts, a total chick magnet.


But nobody wanted to be Chris more than Blake. He was everything Chris wasn’t: unattractive, untalented, unsuccessful, and terrible with people (especially women).


So when Blake got his hands one one of those rare changing stones—ancient magical rocks with the power to transform the user into whomever's name they wrote on the smooth granite surface—he knew exactly what name he was going to write.



Unfortunately, spelling was among one of Blake’s many deficiencies. He relied heavier on spell check than the average person. But this wasn’t Microsoft Word. The changing stone had no spell check, so whoever (or whatever) one wrote on the rock was… well… set in stone.


At first, everything seemed to go according to plan. Blake felt himself shoot up an extra nine inches in height, followed immediately by a drastic drop in size. His blubbery gut receded back into his stomach, so much so that when looked down, his feet came into view for the first time since middle school.


But the view was short lived, as only moments later, a cartoonishly large pec shelf burst forth from his chest, once again obstructing his feet.




Jesus, Blake thought to himself, I knew Chris was big, but I didn’t know he was this big…


He had no idea.


Seconds later, the rest of his muscles began to come in: big veiny biceps, eight pack abs, a broad back, boulder shoulders, and legs the size of Thanksgiving turkeys. 


It was then that Blake began to realize something was wrong. Chris Evans was a celebrity, not a supermodel. This was the body of a man whose entire career was his body. A model, perhaps… or a pornstar. God, I hope I’m not turning into a pornstar.


As if in response, Blake felt a tension in his groin area. He craned his neck over his muscle tits and watched as his cock grew to an impractical 9 inches, the fleshy sheath of foreskin inching up over the head.


Thanks to that screen sharing fiasco, everyone knew that Chris Evans was cut. This was not his dick… and this was not his body.



Blake assumed that the transformation was complete. He bore about as much resemblance to his former self as he did to the actor who’s name he’d written (or thought he’d written) on the changing stone. Instead, he had transformed into a 6’4”, 203 pound boy toy with a massive joystick. 


I guess it’s not the end of the world, Blake thought as he explored his new body, chicks are gonna dig these muscles!


But there was still one last change. You see, Blake didn’t just accidentally write the name of any pornstar: he had written the name of a gay pornstar, and a prolific one at that.


As Blake entered the final stage of his transition, his mind flooded with fantasies of gay sex, images of guys sucking his dick and pounding his ass.



He tried picturing the busty blonde women he’d jerked off to his entire life, but his thoughts kept wandering back towards men: big, meaty men with big, meaty cocks, filling his every hole with their hot white spunk.


“No, stop! I’m not gay,” Blake cried out in a comically deep hungarian accent, “I don’t like guys! I like girls!” 


But his dick begged to differ. The harder he tried to deny his new sexuality, the harder he got, until Blake’s dick was as hard as the changing stone itself. Whether he liked it or not, this was his new destiny: to live as a gay man. 


A huge, hot, muscular gay man.



“
Oh…. FUUUUUCK!”

He couldn’t take it any longer. All it took was one stroke and he shot his wad all over the stone. As the pornstar’s cum soaked the surface of the rock, the hastily scribbled black ink melted away.


His transformation was complete: Blake was no more, and in his place stood the iconic gay pornstar Kris Evans. 


The hunky Hungarian gave a deep belly laugh, amused by the thought that not five minutes ago, he’d been some pathetic straight dude with a dream of turning into a Hollywood celebrity. Kris couldn’t fathom wanting to be anyone other than himself. He had the body of a god, an amazing job, not to mention the pick of any guy he wanted.


Every gay guy, that is. 










Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Vintage

 

Kade couldn’t believe what he was seeing. 


He couldn’t believe that the colossal ass cheek in the mirror belonged to him, nor the huge hairy hands exploring the sweat-sticky surface. It all seemed so real, from the Miami heat pressing in on him from all sides to his rough amber skin, glistening with beads of musky moisture. The smell clung to the thick bristles of his bushy mustache and burned his nostrils. It was the smell of a real man, a true muscle god in his prime.


To think not moments ago, Kade had been kneeling in the dusty dry attic of his uncle Tim’s crumbling house in Waukesha Wisconsin—a literal world away from the sunshine state—one hand around his dick and the other gripping one of Tim’s vintage gay porn magazines. Kade had discovered Tim’s stash one soggy April afternoon while helping his his uncle with some spring cleaning. Kade had no idea his uncle was gay, just as Tim was oblivious to his nephew’s homosexuality. 


Kade didn’t say anything about the magazines (Tim probably forgot they were even there), but those images of big burly men wearing nothing but cowboy hats, tool belts, and thin strips of leather were forever seared into his mind. 


That weekend, Tim had gone up to Detroit to visit an ailing friend, leaving his house empty for several days. Kade knew where Tim kept his key. He wouldn’t notice if his nephew slipped in to grab a couple decaying magazines out of the attic. But being there, alone in the drafty old house with nothing but the faded images of flawless men to keep him company, Kaden couldn’t resist rubbing one out. 


As he gazed into the eyes of the silent muscle-bound god, as he memorized every hair on his endless chest, Kade was overcome with a desire he had never experienced in his small, uneventful existence. He didn’t just want to fuck these men: he wanted to be these men. He wanted a chest that large, with fur he could run his fingers through. He wanted to tower over every person he met, to smell of smoke, sweat, and untamed masculinity. He wanted a body he could show off, to fuck whoever he wanted, whenever he wanted. He wanted it more than anything in his pathetic life. And he wanted it now.


Just as Kade was moments away from climax when a horrible wind rattled the attic windows. The dusty floorboards beneath him gave way, and for a split second, Kade was in free fall. The last thing he remembered seeing was the face atop the old magazine moving fast towards him, until those beautiful brown eyes filled his entire vision. 


Then with a jolt, everything stopped. Kade was still staring into the model’s eyes, but he could tell immediately that something was different. For one, the scruffy face appeared to be moving, undulating with heavy breaths and glistening with fresh sweat. Then, there was the humidity, something Kade had never experienced to this degree of intensity. He felt every drop of moisture cling to his skin, a hot shower that never seemed to end. 


“Where am I?” Kade asked the silence. His voice came like a deep, rolling thunder, and he saw the image of the man before him mouth the words in perfect harmony. It was at that moment that Kade realized that he was the man, that he had somehow been placed in the body of the model, and that he was standing in his house, in his time, in his life. 


Kade stepped back to get a better look at himself in the mirror. The man had come from a photoshoot—or was in the process of getting ready for one, a prospect that Kade preferred not to dwell on—as evidenced by the sleeveless shirt that clung tight to his sweaty skin. A cowboy hat cast an intimidating shadow over his eyes, which were were fixed on the “T” shape of an impeccably sculpted chest peaking out from the open buttons atop of his shirt. 


Slowly, Kade reached down and began to undo the remaining buttons. Even through all the humidity, Kade could feel the heat trying escaping from under the clothing, the muscles below begging to breath, to be worshiped. 



Kade reached the final button. Like two curtains on a vast, ornate stage, he pulled opened the shirt and unveiled his new chest. Even Kade’s wildest fantasies couldn’t prepare him for the reality of seeing this body up close. Each pec was the size of his head, a generous layer of hair covering the entire surface, and a dark cluster in his cleavage like a deep river running between two mountains. 


The river continued straight down through his abs, chiseled with Grecian artistry and painted with clusters of brown scruff. A gentle breeze blew in through the nearest window, and Kade shuddered as the cool wind touched his balmy skin and whistled gently through the hairs on his exposed chest. 


He made quick work removing the rest of the shirt. But Kade had underestimated how wide the man’s body was, how his back was not just broad but big, with traps that creeped up to the middle of his neck, shoulders the size of cantaloups, and a tapestry of delts and lats that jutted as far out from his center of gravity as that ridiculous chest. 



Kade heard a series of small “pops” as he struggled to pull the soggy clothing from his skin. The holes on either of his cut-off sleeves barely fit over his biceps, and removing them felt like pulling two footballs out of a pinhole. He wondered how the model was able to put on this shirt in the first place, though he suspected the tight fit was to intentionally accentuate his adonis body. 


Man, I hope this guy doesn’t have to be somewhere, Kade thought. Perhaps he was just too big for average clothing. Kade guessed he was at least 6’3’’. If nothing else, he dwarfed Kade’s old 5’9’’ body. When he looked down at the ground (the little he could see beyond those two hairy hills on his chest), it felt significantly further away. Judging by the muscle packed onto his frame in ridiculous quantities, Kade had to be over 200 pounds. Whenever he moved, he felt the ground give slightly under his feet—themselves at least a size 13.


“God, I’m so big.” The word felt at home in his mouth, in his barreling voice. “Big. Fucking big.” 



Palms on pecs, fistfuls of hair and smearing sweat… Kade wasn’t going to leave an inch of this body untouched. He didn’t know how long he had before he was back in his uncle’s shitty attic, or if he was to live out the remainder of his days as a vintage porn model. He only knew he had this moment, and that he wanted to spend it in total awe and admiration of this big beautiful man with his big beautiful pecs, his big beautiful ass, his big beautiful arms, his big beautiful…


“Oh, hey there.”


Kade had been far too enamored with his body to notice how hard he’d gotten. Only now, the throbbing erection in his pants was causing him physical pain: just as his torso had struggled against the tight, sleeveless shirt, so was this man’s cock against the tiny white underwear he’d been wearing when Kade entered his body.



Once again with great difficulty, Kade pulled the model’s trousers and briefs down over his tree trunk legs. Unwrapping his ass had been a challenge in its own right, but this was like peeling wallpaper. 


Kade was rewarded by the sight of an erect, 10-inch cock, bouncing playfully as it came free of the skin-tight underwear. That it looked almost tiny against the rest of Kade’s body only made him harder, causing a bit of sliver pre cum to leak from the tip.


Kade ran his hand under the shaft, dipped a thumb in the man’s juices, and brought the finger to his lips. He moaned softly as he savored the salty taste of a real man’s seed. He hadn’t even tasted his own cum, much less someone else’s. It was hard to imagine it being much better than this. 


He gave the dick one hearty stroke, and felt his knees go weak. Whether it was the dripping sweat which lubricated his hands and cock, or just the sight of a towering muscle god pleasuring himself in the mirror, Kade was once again on the brink of climax. He fell back on the bed behind him, intoxicated by the heat of the muggy room, the heat of his writhing body, and the heat burning like a hot coal in his loins. 



“Hmmmmm… so big… so hard… so horny…”


His pecs rose and fell out of his peripheral vision, which grew blurrier and blurrier as Kade descended into a horny haze. The sweat that had gathered under his cap trickled down and stung his eyes, but he didn’t care. He’d gone from touching this body to outright groping, grabbing handfuls of muscle and flesh as his whole being ached with desire. 


He was insatiable. Kade could literally not get enough of this body, as each touch sent fresh lightning blots across his skin. The bed creaked as Kade thrust into the air. There was so much power in this man’s body, so much strength and rage. With one hand, he gripped the base of his dick, and with the other, he pulled… and pulled… and pulled… 


Until the room was ripe with smell of fresh sex and ringing with the wet sounds of pleasure: skin against skin, bed against floor, helpless whimpers of longing. Kade had to cum. He was going to cum. When all of the sudden…


DING DONG


“Hello?” called a timid voice from behind the door, “is Stu in there? My name is Andrew, I’m here for the photoshoot!”


Fuck. His fears had been confirmed: this model was getting ready to do a photoshoot. And now, Kade was going to do that photoshoot. Kade didn’t even like it when his family took pictures of him—and he didn’t have to show skin for those. How the fuck am I going to do this?


“Coming!” replied Kade’s booming voice. He scrambled out of bed and gathered his clothes. He looked down at the torn button shirt and sweat drenched jeans in his hands. There is no way I’m getting back into these.


KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK


Kade had no choice. It was either risk the job and reputation of an innocent man, or do the shoot in the nude. Impulsively, Kaden reached for the door and threw it open. 



The look on the photographer’s face when he saw Kade caused all of the young man’s apprehension to melt away in an instant. The photographer’s eyes caressed the model’s naked form, trying fruitlessly to fixate on something other than his still extremely erect cock. What do I have to be so nervous about with a body like this? 


“So,” Kade said, trying to sound as confident as he now felt, “we doing this inside or outside?”


It took the photographer a full thirty seconds to respond. “Out... outside,” he finally stammered, “but I...it wasn’t supposed to be... I wasn’t told it’d be—“


“Nude?” Kade laughed. The photographer was like putty between his fingers. He’d never felt this amount of control over another human being, never thought that he could exert so much raw power with nothing but his body. “Tell you what,” he said, his cockiness growing by the second, “I was just in the middle of rubbing one out when you came. Why don’t you let me finish up, then I’ll slip on something a little more PG. That sound good?”


The photographer nodded, though Kade doubted whether or not he actually heard a single word outside of “rub one out.” Doe-eyed, he followed Kade outside, his dick swinging like an extra limb between his thunder thighs, The relentless Miami sun beat down on his naked backside as he scanned the model’s secluded lawn. Places like this didn’t come cheep. This “Stu” guy wasn’t just hot: he was loaded. 


Kade spotted a cluster of wood near a gazebo that was under construction. Perfect. He took a seat down on the pile of logs as he resumed stroking his own. The photographer just stood there, still unable to take his eyes off of Kade’s rock hard cock. 


“You gonna use that?” Kade nodded to the camera trembling in the man’s hand. “C’mon, consider it a souvenir. The magazine doesn’t have to know.”


So the photographer continued to stare, only this time though the lens of his 35mm camera. With each “snap” of the shutter, Kade grew ever more horny, possessed by the knowledge that his body was being captured, immortalized, and worshiped. 



“Yeah, you like that?” Kade purred. Sweat fell in sheets off his body and seeped into the wood below. So strong was Kade’s scent that he saw the photographer’s nostrils flare from seven feet away. He inched closer and closer, an erection now clearly visible in his shorts. It drove Kade wild, knowing how horny he made this man, and how horny he was going to make hundreds of other men with these photos. 


He was a god among mortals, a being of pure power and raw sexuality. He closed his eyes and felt the warm sun lick his skin, one hand jerking his meat, the other slapping his hot, hairy hole. 


“Fuck, I’m so hot,” Kade moaned. The icy chill of Waukesha felt eons away. Kade’s past was nothing but a distant, half-forgotten dream. This was the life he had always wanted, and he knew deep down that once he came, there was no going back. This man’s past was to become his future. And the future was looking bright. 


His toes curled. His muscles tensed. He sucked in a huge breath as his body prepared for the coming eruption. 


“Gonna… fucking… CUM!”




Kade let free a bestial growl which echoed throughout the backyard (and probably the neighbor’s as well). A flood of seed burst forth from his penis and joined the sweat still sticking to his furry abs. After edging for what was—somewhat literally a lifetime, the release was something far greater than sweet. He gave a great tremble, the tremors of a man in the thralls of complete and total pleasure. Kade could have sworn he blacked out for a moment or two just from the rush.


When he opened his eyes, he was staring at a wet patch in the photographer’s shorts, now just inches from his own cock. “Someone enjoyed themself,” he winked to the man, who was blushing harder than a china doll. 


“Sorry,” the photographer squeaked out.


“Nothing to apologize for,” said Kade as he rose, casting a long shadow over the much shorter man. “Now, how about a real photoshoot?”


As the shutter click click clickd while Kade posed in his white undies (the only clothes he could manage to slip on in a rush), he began to feel as if he’d been here before. On the other side of the camera, staring at himself. It felt like a memory from a different lifetime, one he could only recall moments of. A cold attic, an old box of magazines, an uncle who he didn’t know was gay.


But it was ridiculous; Kade didn’t have any uncles, and he knew no cold attics. He’d grew up in Miami for christ’s sake. He’d been the linebacker for his high school football team. He started his own construction firm when he was twenty three. And now, he was a model—easily the hottest in all of Florida. Everyone knew he was gay, that he fucked like a prized stallion and dumbed his load in every guy in South Beach.


And his name wasn’t Kade. It was Stu. Always was, always will be.









Monday, June 28, 2021

Show Off


 The gym locker room was Zeke’s favorite—and least favorite place. Every time he went in to change or take a leak, he was treated to anywhere from two to ten sweaty, half-naked bodybuilders flexing in the mirrors which surrounded the entire room. They were hung there for that exact purpose: to give big, sexy guys the chance to check on their progress (or check out themselves) all while putting on a show for the primarily gay cliental—Zeke included.

But then Zeke would catch a glimpse of his own reflection, and the mirrors were suddenly a prison of insecurity. He didn’t have the proper genetic disposition of some of the bigger bodybuilders, and even the smaller ones were only that jacked because “being jacked” was their entire personality. No matter how hard Zeke pushed himself at the gym, no matter how many protein shakes he drank, he simply did not look anything like those guys. He was beginning to think he probably never would.  

But fate had different plans for Zeke on that fateful Monday morning. Zeke liked to change in the morning since the lockers were sparse and he didn’t want anyone judging his non-existent muscles. That day, it was empty. Just Zeke, the mirrors, and his own, pathetic reflection.

He stood there for a moment or two, staring at the body he’d poured so much time and energy into. But it wasn’t enough. Not even close. “I just wanna be hot,” he cried out to the silence, “I just want to look like all those guys. When I look in the mirror, I want to be turned on by what I see. I want people to be turned on by me. Is that too much to ask!?”

And the silence responded.

At first, Zeke thought he was hungover. Why else would his reflection be bubbling and bending like a piece of rubber? But when Zeke put a hand to his bare chest, he felt it ripple and swell exactly as it rippled and swelled in the reflection. Zeke was stone-cold sober, and he was getting bigger by the second. The young man watched his body completely change; his shoulders got broader, his arms bigger, his chest more thick and pillowy. He stood in utter disbelief as the muscle—the muscle he’d tried for years and years to grow— grew instantly before his very eyes.

And it just kept growing. Zeke was pushing 250 pounds of pure titanium testosterone when the next phase of his transformation began; tattoos appeared all around his back and torso, accentuating the impeccably sculpted curves of his muscular body. His skin grew tan, his lips grew big, and the hair on his head vanished, only to reappear seconds later on his face, chest, and legs. He shifted his position as something slithered down the length of his thigh. When he looked up, the crown of his new 10″ cock was clearly visible through the shiny blue fabric of his gym shorts, as was the long vein running up the length of the shaft. 

But such cosmetic changes paled in comparison to Zeke’s final transformation. Zeke had been correct in his assumption that "being jacked” is the entire personality of any true bodybuilder, and in just the blink of an eye, it became his as well. His passions for music, movies, and world history, the sly wit that made him such a hoot at parties, all gone in a flash, replaced in the following moments by an insatiable obsession with physical perfection. “Zeke” graduated with masters and spent his weekends doing trivia nights. “Zeb” played football all through college and goes to raves to blow off steam. “Zeke” was a self proclaimed foodie. “Zeb” hadn’t had a carb in weeks. “Zeke” was nothing more than a long forgotten dream, and “Zeb” stood in his place.

As the morning crowd of gym goers trickled in, they were greeted by the image of peak male performance admiring himself in the mirror. He had been doing so for hours now, and he wasn’t stopping anytime soon. Because he had finally gotten exactly what he wanted: to be hot, to be just like all the other narcissistic meat heads showing off their over saturated bodies for the enjoyment and envy of others.

Though no one was enjoying the show quite as much as Zeb. He knew the chances of actually working out that day were next to none.

It’s not like he needed to anyway.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Baby's First Pride (ASK)

 

Dude!! Congratulations!!!


Seriously, coming out is never easy, and always cause for celebration. On a personal note: I too spent all my college years in the closet, and only just started to come out to my friends family this last year. This will be my first pride as well! 


But pride can also be a little… how shall I say… “intimidating,” especially for those of us who spent most of their time in college studying, stressing, and wishing we were working out instead. Going to your first pride parade as a queer person is scary enough already. Couple that with the fact that every other guy looks like a Tom of Finland drawing and you have a recipe for more stress.


And what do we say to more stress? Absolutely fucking not. 


So lay back, relax, and let’s give you a body you can be “proud” of, one that’s sure to get you loads of dick (and pussy!) in the coming pride festivities.


First, let’s clear up that skin. I doubt it has seen much daylight in the last four years. Oh honey, don’t be upset! You’ve been inside studying, who could blame you? But a great body starts with great skin, and trust me when I say you’re going to be showing a lot more of it once I’m finished.


You should begin to feel a soft tingling on your face, back, and chest. Every zit, boil and blemish vanishes without a trace, leaving you with skin clearer than a blue summer sky. Next, a warm wave washes over your entire body. It is as if your skin is absorbing days and days of direct sunlight in less than a minute, leaving you with a perfect tan—sans all those pesky tan lines. If you’re gonna march down main street wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a leather harness, you’ve gotta look as good without clothes as you do with them.


You’ve also gotta have some real “ass”-ets to show off, and sitting around in a classroom for so long hasn’t done your butt any favors. All that is about to change however, as you feel your hips gyrate to some alien rhythm, packing on pounds of fat and muscle with each primal thrust. 



The first thing both girls and guys notice is a good ass. Now: you have a great one, the kind of ass destined to be pounded by hundreds of great dicks (and fapped to by many, many more).


And speaking of great dicks, flip over! You ass wasn’t the only thing to experience a growth spurt during that last round of changes. I’ve made sure to give you a cock that will show through every piece of clothing you wear. Get ready to be the talk of the town at pride… and the gym… and pretty much everywhere you go from now on. 



Yeeeah… you ever heard the phrase “big dick problems?” Well, it’s a thing. 


I wouldn’t worry too much though, since you’ll be getting laid every night for the rest of your life. XXL underwear, baggy sweat pants, and weird, horny looks from every other person you pass are all what I like to call “good problems” to have.


And last but certainly not least: muscles. My god, are you in for a treat. I’m about to turn you into the hottest, horniest, hugest fucker at pride 2021. You ready to grow? Like… really grow? Cus I don’t think you are. I’ve been told this is the most painful part of the transformation process...


… and the most pleasurable.



Fuck yeah, feel those muscles pulsate under that perfect skin, feel the years and years of intensive training hit you in matter of seconds. Feel the endless breaking down and building up of muscles fibers, all the pain and pleasure of a thousand workouts in the blink of an eye. You won’t be able to stop your hands from exploring your body, feeling it sculpt under your fingertips as if they were growing your muscles with each touch. You don’t want this feeling to end, and yet it does. As quick as it began. 


Only now? You look like an adonis, the image of male perfection, the sum of every gay guy’s fantasy and every straight girl’s dream. Don’t believe me? Look for yourself. Snap a photo for christ’s sake; you’ll always remember this moment as the first time you saw your new body, the body of an out and proud bi man in his prime. 




Now what are you waiting for? Get out there and strut your stuff, stud! This is your first pride after all, and I promise it’ll be one for the ages. I can’t think of a single girl or guy who won’t jump on the first opportunity to jump on you.


But I only deserve half the credit. Seriously! All I did was give you a body to match how beautiful and strong you are inside. Because coming out takes real strength, and that’s something no amount of muscle can ever lift.


Though the muscle is a nice touch, if I do say so myself.



Happy Pride!