Saturday, January 9, 2021

Thirsty

 

“Harder…” you moaned, but it went without saying; you had the most delicious ass on the planet, and the guy underneath you was absolutely destroying it. His tiny bedroom reverberated with the ripe, rapid patter of his waist slamming against your sweat-drenched cheeks, fast as machine gun fire and harder than a tribal drum. 


He was a monster—whatever his name was. He dwarfed his queen sized bed, and you practically had to do the splits just to mount him. If anything, this made it easier for you to fuck: all 9-inches of his solid flesh and muscle deep inside your ass, spread wide like a canyon. Before tonight, you wouldn’t have dreamed of taking a dick this big. Now, it was like second nature. 


Everything went fuzzy as you reached your third orgasm of the night, your shivering body awash with fresh endorphins. But along with the familiar pleasure came a familiar pain, an ever-so-slight contraction of your muscles… as if they wanted to recede back into your body…



“FUCK,” you cried. You unleashed a torrent of hot seed onto his muscle gut, just as he delivered another load into your already gapping hole. You looked down to see him panting beneath you, sweat soaking the milky-white sheets all around him. 


He’s so big. You couldn’t stop saying it to yourself, not since you saw him lumber out of the bathroom at the bar four hours ago. Had it only been four hours? It felt like four days. He’s SO big. Like your mind trying to remind you that this was real. That he was really there, laughing, sweating, leaking out of your ass. 


“You’re so big,” he smiled, running one of his hands up your chest. His hands… Jesus. You wanted to sit and stare at him forever. But with every passing second, the pain grew more and more present, until it was impossible to ignore. In less than a minute, you would look exactly like you did when you woke up this morning; scrawny, spindly. Small. 


No. Not right now. Not like this.


You dove for the water bottle on the bedside table. It took only a second to pop the cap and throw it back. You felt the cool liquid trickle down your throat. The water tasted just how it had looked back when you first saw it cascade over that waterfall in Thailand several months ago: magical. Simply magical. 


And it was—according to the locals. One sip of the water from the falls, and you could transform into anyone you imagined. But the effect was temporary, lasting about as long as the water took to exit your system. You took as much of it as you could carry, but the hike was long and the water was heavy. This bottle was all you had left. And now, it was almost empty. 


“Someone’s thirsty,” the horny bodybuilder said, continuing to feel your pecs in utter amazement. He was going to make you cum again. Just knowing he was still there, still inside you. The way he felt your muscles, how he cherished every perfect hair, every flawless inch of skin. 


You were like a bitch in heat; it would take everything in your power to dismount him. But the pain wasn’t getting any better, and you couldn’t let him see you for who you truly were. 


“I have to use the bathroom,” you said, but you were already halfway there. Your asshole ached in the absence of his dick, as if an entire part of your body had gone missing. As you fumbled around for the light switch, you recognized this feeling as withdrawal. You’d felt it several years back when you tried to kick cigarettes; when your body builds a chemical dependance on something, you can’t live without it.


But when you finally switched on the lights and saw your reflection in the mirror, you realized it wasn’t some random guy’s cock you were addicted to… it was this:



It was the same reflection you saw staring back at you in the pool under the falls, that very first time you took a sip from the mystical water. As it trickled down your throat, you imagined everything you ever wanted: to be taller, to be hotter, to have muscles that would take decades (and specific genetics) to develop. You wanted to be hairy, to have a pelt of fur guys could get lost in, a testament to a level of raw masculinity you knew you could never possess. 


Only now, you did. You had become the man of your dreams, and that same man was laying in the next room, dick still hard, waiting for you to come back and share your incredible body with him.


But that very body was already beginning to vanish. You could see the hair receding back to its follicles, the top of the counter growing ever closer to your face as your height began to shrink. 


It was just as the town locals had said: the water was a gift, and a curse. It is one thing to look like your ideal self, and another to have that ideal self ripped away, again and again? Now you understood why the hike to and from the falls was so arduous, why the locals themselves never dared drink of the water themselves; once you became your dream self, you never wanted to go back.


You looked down at the water bottle in your hands, and the one, big sip left swirling inside. There was a lot you could do with one big sip. At least one more good fuck. Maybe two? Or was this the water itself talking, trying to extend its presence in your life even further? Because even as you deliberated in the bathroom, your muscles getting smaller and smaller, your mind was already planning your next trip to Thailand.


It was like cigarettes all over again. You shook your head and closed the cap. You were going to walk out, tell your new friend that things have been fun, and escape before he could notice the changes. Then when you got back home, you would dump the rest of the water. No matter how incredible your fantasy was, it was just that; a fantasy. “A lie is like a parasite,” one of the wise old villagers had said, “it lives in you for as long as it can. You feed it just as it feeds you. But eventually, it dies, as every living thing does. Because only the truth can live forever.” 


You walked back out into the bedroom, mouth open and ready to say goodbye. But you stopped when you saw him, spread-eagle on the bed, his cock still chubby and his smile still wide.



“How about another round?” he purred. 


Without thinking, you removed the cap and downed the final sip. 


What’s the harm in one more lie?  




Sunday, November 22, 2020

From Kaylee to Kyle

 

As an Instagram influencer (and a fitness one at that), Kaylee was no stranger to free stuff. Every week now she would get a new, fancy box packed with pricey protein powders and strange new supplements. She would take pretty pictures with the bottles, dressed in her best workout clothes. Then, once she was done, she would throw everything away. Don’t be ridiculous; who knew what kind of crazy, non-FDA approved shit these companies were selling to unsuspecting teenage girls? Kaylee cared more about her body than anything else. When it came to free stuff, she wasn’t taking risks.

And this wasn’t a risk... or so she thought. All she would do would put a little protein powder in her mouth and blow it towards the camera like fresh snow. Christmas was around the corner after all. It would be a fun, festive way to show off “Instant Muscles” or whatever the fuck this one was called. As long as she washed her mouth out afterwards, she didn’t have to *actually consume any of it. It was a win-win.

But Kaylee could tell within a second of blowing that the video was a mistake. Instantly, the white powder filled her nostrils and burned her tongue. Kaylee was overcome with the most pungently masculine scent she had ever encountered. The supplement smelled of chopped wood and leather, it tasted of BBQ ribs and strong listerine. She wanted to cough, but instead of tickling her throat, the powder seemed to just melt away, leaving a completely foreign taste in her mouth.

It all happened very fast after that. If Kaylee had bothered to actually read the packaging, she would have known that the powder was supposed to be taken in extremely small, infrequent doses. Consuming such a high dosage so directly meant the changes were almost instantaneous. Kaylee exploded out in all directions, her muscles erupting with growth and forcing the cute new top she bought last week to tear and dig into her skin. Where two, grade-A tits once hung, now jutted out a pair of hysterically large pecs, the soft, squishy tissue replaced with solid titanium muscle. Her toned arms grew five times as thick, becoming roughly the size of her old legs. This was to say nothing of her legs, which now added an extra six inches to her overall height.

But the biggest change—of course—was the one the camera couldn’t pick up: the change between her legs. Kaylee felt a surge of arousal as her pussy seemed to swell up against her gym sweats. But the swelling was so immense, and the sensation so alien. Only when Kaylee looked down at her new body for the first time did she realize that her entire anatomy had changed. In just one second, a her vagina had transformed into a penis (and a large one, judging by the size-able mound in the skin-tight fabric). In just one second, Kaylee became Kyle.

He didn’t know what to feel at first. The horny fog was so thick that his initial instinct was to just stand and admire his new form. He was a beast. Kyle had become exactly the kind of football hunk that he used to fuck at frat parties in college. He looked into the camera gave his new muscles a flex, savoring the feeling of them tightening and hardening all over his body. Pretty soon, the muscles weren’t the only thing that was hard. As Kyle flexed, he fantasized. He saw himself dominating some squealing sorority girl, squeezing her tits and relentlessly pounding her tight pussy until she was squirting all over his d—

Hold up, Kyle thought, I don’t want any of that! I’m not a guy... I’m a girl! But the testosterone flooding his bloodstream said otherwise. Whether Kyle liked it or not, he was no longer a sexy, savvy influencer chick, but a huge, horny frat dude who loved nothing more than a good pump and a tight little ass. 

Kaylee’s transformation into Kyle was so intense that within thirty seconds of (inadvertently) consuming the powder, he had already soaked his gym sweats with cum. Only they weren’t really “his” sweats anymore. Kyle wouldn’t be caught dead in something this small; basketball shorts and tank tops were more his jam. As he stripped down to get into something a little more comfortable, Kyle remembered the video he’d just been making, and the responsibility he had to sell these supplements.  

But Kyle wasn’t too worried. Because even though he looked, talked, and fucked different, deep down he was still that same instagram influencer, and he was going to sell the hell out of this “Instant Muscle” shit. After all, who wouldn’t want to become a towering muscle freak?

 



Sunday, September 13, 2020

Football Formula (ASK)

 


Oh boy, do I have something for you…


What is it? What do you mean “what is it?” You’re looking at the only reason anyone ever plays football in the first place!

Don’t tell me you didn’t know. You really think human beings are naturally able to play a sport that involves ramming into each other at insane speeds with dangerous force, over and over and over again? Don’t be ridiculous. Football wouldn’t exist without that tiny bottle you’ve got in your hands.

Sometime around the turn of the century, us humans discovered a special formula that rapidly increased muscle growth, but decreased mental function. We couldn’t weaponize it, obviously. What good is a super soldier if he’s dumb as a rock? But we weren’t going to let this special concoction go to waste. Scientists quickly discovered that test subjects were more useful with a ball than they were with a gun and… voila! Football was invented.

That’s right: every football player you’ve ever known, every star quarterback you’ve ever looked up to, ALL of them were given this formula at one point or another. Don’t believe me? Step right up, and see for yourself.

As you take your shirt off and our special masseur begins to administer the concoction, you may be asking yourself: why so little? Let me tell you, a little goes a long way with this shit. NFL players are given a very, very small dose. Of course, they don’t have a long way to go; most aspiring football players are already pretty dumb and pretty buff. Seeing as you are neither, I’ve decided to give you a tiny bit extra.

And even then, I might have gone a little overboard…

Pretty incredible, right? Just moments ago, you were a total geek who couldn’t tackle if his life depended on it. Now, you’re practically a god. Muscles on top of muscles, body fat in the single digits, and a glazed look in your eyes that suggests the mental portion of the transformation has already started to kick in. 

But we’re just getting started. While you’re busy fixating on those ever-growing pecs, you may fail to notice your arms, which are now the size of footballs themselves. Perfect for chucking a ball down a hundred yards of field. You may fail to notice your ass, two pillow-y cheeks of pure muscle and fat, a perfect cushion for next time you get tackled to the ground. Not that that’s going to happen anytime soon; you may fail to notice your height. You’re 6’6’’ of indestructible brute force, a far cry from the quiet nerd who was standing here just a few minutes ago.

You may fail to notice anything now, as your mind gets hazier and hazier. It’s hard to think about anything other than that ball. Oh, and speaking of “hard” and “balls,” the formula comes with another side effect I forgot to mention. You may fail to notice your package getting bigger and bigger, now proportional to your unbelievably huge body.

I don’t think it’ll be long before you notice that, however. Once you do, you’ll probably wanna spend some time playing with yourself before playing the game. I wouldn’t feel too embarrassed. Everyone transformed by this formula needs a day or two to “adjust,” a term which here means: “fucking everything with a pulse.”

I’m sure some of your old teammates will be happy to volunteer when they see your new “massive gainz.” Now you’re ready to play some real football.




Monday, August 31, 2020

Friday, August 14, 2020

My First TikTok

 


I was pretty much the last person in my middle school to get a facebook. Then in high school, I was pretty much the last person to get on Instagram.

Now, I feel like I’m the last person on earth to have a TikTok. What even is this stupid fucking app? I guess you just post videos of yourself doing stupid shit... but you can already do that on every other app. What makes this one so special?

Anyway, I figured I’d start out with one of those videos where it looks like you’re ripping your shirt off. I’ve been hitting the home gym pretty hard in lockdown, I might as well show off some of these gainz.

I’m assuming you just pull on the front your t-shirt, pause to actually take your shirt off, and then keep filming. When you cut it together, it’ll look like you’re ripping the clothes straight off of your body. Pretty sexy, if you ask me. I’ve seen about a hundred of these videos since I got thus dumb app. Seems easy enough... right?

Okay, I got my phone set up, put my home gym in the background to make it look like I work out (which I do!) I hit the little “+” button and... now what? Do I just press record? I guess so.

God, this is so dumb. Oh well; maybe some hot chick will watch this and DM me. That’d make it all worth it. 

Alright, here goes nothing! Just gonna give my shirt a little tug and—

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Oh my god... what the fuck is happening? Where am I? Why can’t I see anything?? Oh Jesus, what the hell is going on?! Is the app doing this??

Wait... what’s happening to my body? Oh god oh god oh god—dude I’m changing. I’m transforming. I can literally feel my body getting bigger, what the fuck?? This isn’t what my muscles feel like. I mean, I work out pretty often, but these are the muscles of a professional bodybuilder! God dude... I’M HUGE!

I gotta get out of here. I gotta figure out what the hell is going on. But... fuck man, it all feels so good. I can’t stop touching these muscles. Jesus, are those my pecs?? FUCK, I wish I could see them! 

Wait... oh god... something’s happening to my face. No dude, I can feel it changing. It’s like the bones are re-arranging themselves. OW! My nose literally shrunk! It’s like half as big! 

My god, what the fuck is going on? Now my whole face is itchy, like I’m growing a... beard? No way, it’s impossible to grow a full beard this fast. Then again, none of this should be possible...  

Wait—holy shit. You’re not gonna believe this; my ASS is growing. I’m holding it in my hands right now. It’s fucking spilling out of my fingers! This is insane. I’m turning into a gay guy’s fantasy: unrealistically large muscles, a lumberjack beard, and a dump truck ass. What’s next? A 10-inch cock??

Fuck, I shouldn’t have said that. Now my dick is growing like a fucking carnival balloon... IN MY FUCKING HAND!! Jesus, no girl is gonna wanna get fucked by a dick this huge. It feels like a giant cucumber! 

Then again, maybe I’m better off getting fucked. That’s why I hit glutes so hard; nothing turns a guy on like a thick, juicy muscle ass

What am I saying?! I’m not fucking gay! Oh god... my mind is changing too. I can feel it. New memories filling my head, new fantasies of getting ass fucked by other hot muscle guys. 

Christ, it’s turning me on. I feel so ashamed... but SO horny. There’s a tiny voice in the back of my head telling me this is all wrong, but it’s fighting my new animalistic urge to get plowed. Maybe if I just finger my ass a little... yeah, that’ll set me straight. Finger my ass and give this dick a little stroke...

Oh... oh my god... fuck that feels AMAZING! This body is incredible! Why am I fighting this?? This is the sexiest I’ve ever felt in my entire life!! 

God yeah, fuck that muscle ass. I’m so close... I’m so... FUUUUUUUCK!!!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hmmmm... nice. Just gonna show off these muscles a little bit, feel up these pecs. I wonder if the video actually worked, if it actually looks like I’m tearing my shirt off. Fuck, I could just tear my shirt off for real. It’s not like I haven’t done it before.

It really doesn’t matter; all I gotta do is post five seconds of me shirtless, and a bunch of thirsty gays are gonna flood my DM’s. This happened when I got Instagram too: I post one pic of my incredible ass, next thing I know I’m getting fucked by three of the hottest guys in town, one after the other.

TikTok shouldn’t be any different. I’ve seen so many sexy gay dudes on here already, and I’m sure all of them would love a taste of this beautiful body.

Hey, the video turned out pretty good! This is guaranteed to be a home run. All I gotta do is hit post, lube up, and watch the dick pics come pouring in.

God, I love the internet.